My name is Wesley Shen-Li Ryan but most people call me “stop sending me TikToks or I WILL call your brother.” Writing has been a passion of mine since I started reading four years ago. Since then, I have obtained a Master’s degree in Marketing Communication Management from the University of Southern California and a Bachelor’s degree in Communication from the University of Utah, as well as a minor in business administration. Now, I want to share my creativity and innovative nature with people from across the globe who are willing to give me attention. Be one of dozens who find my mind enigmatic and what some call “cursed.” ​Your journey for engagingly humorous short stories, professional articles, riveting commentaries, and deliciously bad jokes will be found here. Reading my content and hiring me for your projects will ensure you experience a wide range of emotions without spending money to discuss your traumas with a therapist. Can’t wait to work together.

One time I saw him eat ramen noodles without even cooking them. I wasn’t impressed until I realized he swallowed it whole.”
– Gwaganoth From That Party

We were chilling one night and he told me a joke so unfunny I bombed for a month. 
– Famous A-List Comedian Who Totally Exists

Who?
– My Mom