How Can Elon Musk Be So Awesome?

Throughout global history, men have discovered or uncovered answers to a multitude of existential questions. “What is Earth?” “Why are we stuck on Earth?” “Why is Earth filled with humans?” “How to eradicate humans?” These are just some of the most popular questions us hominids hold over our existence. But, without these philosophers, scientists, engineers, and PR agents, we wouldn’t even be asking these kinds of questions. Without these revolutionary thought innovators, we would still be shoveling manure into the lord’s fields.

These intelligent game-changers have paved a road toward these discoveries, toward these answers, towards these global cures. The number of these trailblazers throughout history is vast and sparse, though. There is no true method of identifying the single greatest pioneer in human existence because there were limitations during specific periods and what one can afford to do. However, in the modern world, there is one trendsetter we can point to as a contemporary leader for magnificent inventions, social change, and steps toward prosperity. I’m sure you’ve heard of Elon Musk. But, do you truly know what makes him a leader?

Elon Musk’s Intellectual History

Elon Musk, AKA The Emerald of Technology, has been winning international hearts with his technological ideas, executions, and research. But, who isn’t nine years old and gorging themselves on the entirety of a physical encyclopedia? Or, at the age of 12 years old, created their own game, Blastar, from before intuitive computers were even contemplated. Baby Musk’s enigmatic coding not only impressed experts in the field but also garnered him the eye of high-level journalists and magazines; the latter being the one to reward him with a humble prize. Yahoo Finance claims his Blastar gains were about 500 USD for creating and selling the game.

The South African turned Canadian turned American citizen wouldn’t end his interest in only playing video games, though. Just as any stable online gamer, this well-respected immigrant created and ran his own video arcade at the measly age of 16. Did it survive? It’s commonplace for business masterminds to fail during their early years, but this just means they are better prepared for the future.

His thirst for knowledge is what eventually led him down the path of becoming a student at Stanford. Yes, THAT Stanford University, where their research budget is a hefty 1.98 billion USD; where cars are banned from roaming freely; and where they exploit water on one hundred of their continuously running fountains, despite being a city in the drought-ridden state of California. Seeing these historical abominations about the campus, it’s no surprise why Elon Musk decided to leave the institution and focus on his own projects. However, as one last major “hurrah,” there are claims he ran a nightclub out of his modest dormitory housing while in undergrad.

Despite being the co-founder of PayPal, the platform allowing international tattoo artists to bypass taxes and fees while remaining funded during their travels, he isn’t your average coder. He also showed people how to have a good time under a tight budget and introduced droves of young adults to learn there is more to socializing than just making lifelong friends and/or finding a partner you will die at the end with. There’s networking: making connections you can exploit when you are in a tight spot, want fresh victims, or to create reasons to frequently travel outside of the city.

The Cooler Einsein is an exemplary visionary who isn’t thinking on a planetary scale, it’s multi-planetary. Just look at the creation of SpaceX. It was made to support humans wanting to be a part of a different community; an environment where emotions are pushed aside and science maintains the status quo of wisdom. SpaceX is the reason we have been sending off more rockets, satellites, and probes into the cosmos—never to be seen again. Have there been many, many, many explosions? In the words of a forgotten hero, “those were just planned detonations to see what a human being can and can’t take.” We do not need governmental-interstellar-oversight when we have billionaires who can create these devices at a faster speed without overstepping any regulatory “rules”.

His mecha-intuition doesn’t end with SpaceX, though. His devotion to the common man is palpably shown when you discover his interest in a manufacturing company and transitioning it into one of the biggest status symbols utilizing clean energy. Looking at Tesla’s stock, you can see commoners being hungry for the brand’s products and services. For instance, most charging stations are Tesla-branded plazas; not independently owned by some out-of-touch elder longing for human contact. Why? Because he knows electricity is the future of transportation, sustainability, and healthy living, and citizens across the globe wants to participate in this societal change. This deity actively encourages this form of energy and has taken over large plots of land to be sure electricity-related-users have a place to charge their war-ready machines. Additionally, this future admin retains such high regard for public transparency that he didn’t want Tesla to be corrupted by the elites. Yes, these aristocrats were longing for stock options, but they decided to leave when falsisfied insider information penetrated their ear canals. Despite this attack on the company, the EV leader remains strong to this day.

Finally, one of the strongest reasons to offer Elon Musk the role of “Technological Inquisitor for the Sustenance of Peace and Justice” is the fact he understands and understood the power of the internet. He fully embraced the previously slow service and slowly worked it under his thumb. He knew its capabilities would eventually benefit humankind, which is why he took the highly censored Twitter and transitioned it into a wholesome free speech platform, X. On this day, the day I am writing this commentary, you can say any word you want without retribution from the moderators. Ellie even includes a little footnote under the tweet if it is misleading users or will demand the deletion were it to promote inaccurate information. Unlike Facebook, only the truth will prevail on X (formerly known as Twitter).

Don’t fall prey to the blasphemists wanting to erode Saint Musk’s achievements. His businesses may have stagnated, maybe even faced some turmoil, but this mastermind brought them back to life. Today, PayPal is used; Teslas are bought; and X (formerly known as Twitter) allows Nazis and Non-Nazis to bounce ideas off of each other. Without these original concepts, we would be stuck in 1999: when people thought technology was going to be used against them. But, these technologies will never be used to cause harm—mentally or physically. If anything, it has allowed pivotal beliefs to be shared, such as pets being consumed by other immigrants or pinpointing Democrats’ interest in pedophilia.

Musk Knows What a Real Woman is

Elon Musk understands what it means to be a man. He knows how men handle easy tasks and how they handle complex challenges breaking dullard XYs. This freedom fighter knows the differences between characters with internal or external hardware. Why wouldn’t he? He has more than a dozen children by over two different women.

Don’t let the woke mob fool you, your genetics are determined the moment your daddy’s goo inserts itself into the fleshy mound slowly eroding in your mommy. Yes, everyone is born female but, over time, your body knows what God wants and settles your configurations. This is one of the many reasons why Elonger in Chief refuses to deal with his transitioning child. He knows his kin was just brainwashed by the leftist elites, but will gladly reunite were he to come to his senses. This is one of the causes for the future leader of Mars preventing his other children from seeing their mother, Grimes, and their grandmother, Grandma. Why should their dangerous beliefs impregnate these innocent younglings’ mentality and cause them to normalize erroneously wrong perspectives? Muskster, the leader of electric vehicles, creator of digital payment platforms, and frontrunner of free speech will not impede his children’s natural bodies nor will he allow them to be fooled into bigoted values. Every time he sees his daughters and sons, he is reminded of the wonders of being your correct gender and living your true youthful life. It’s almost intoxicating when these aspects of life merge. However, Musketomia isn’t addicted to this aroma, but he knows its energy will bolster the lives of those around it.

Remember, Muskitude has dated a double-digit amount of prominent, feminine, and barely overaged women. Right as they gain the power to produce children, Conceiver Prime knows they are perfect for his freshly-made, secret recipe of creme desserts. Who wants bread that’s been sitting out all day? Soviet-era communists and Juche-following comrades are the only demographics who would truly fight one another for this obsolete form of nutrition. A fresh helping of chocolate mousse or the screams of 5 pounds of lobsters is pure bliss everyone should aim to attain. Stop following in the footsteps of non-celebrities—ripe fruit is the best. Leonardo DiCaprio, Jada Pinkett Smith, Jeff Goldblum, and Madonna can attest to the flavors of a fuckable peach, plum, or pineapple. As long as a nation is fortunate and breeding is possible, you never have to settle for someone your age or older. This is one of the reasons why Elon Musk decided to come to the United States of America.

A Cultured South African

Pretoria, South Africa: where the Musk family made most of their wealth through well-intentioned mining of emeralds and other jewels. As youngling Elon aged, his clan garnered more and more money, leading the young man to understand the importance of an internationally traded currency fully. However, when Elon turned 17 years old, South Africa passed legislation allowing people of different backgrounds to intermingle with one another, diminishing the gene pool from savory ethnicities, leading the Musk family to flee from this fascism to Canada.

Unfortunately, Elon wasn’t fit enough to serve in the Canadian military and wanted to consider other opportunities, which is why he entered the United States of America; to enhance knowledge, abolish unreasonable regulations, and harness trade between B2Bs and B2Cs enough to satisfy the average employee’s needs. After all, isn’t the American Dream to live a comfortable situation and not worry about external threats?

Additionally, based on Errol Musk’s words, the grandfather of Elon the Emerald, this tech genius ended up developing anti-racist positions because of his growth surrounded by apartheid. Musk-Musk understands the plight of black people, leading him to implement initiatives fostering the development of marginalized communities. DEI doesn’t need to be forced; wokeism just promotes inexperienced “professionals” from entering these spheres. To ensure the best candidate is chosen, Muskathon energetically encourages his hiring managers to include questions about race, ethnicity, gender, sexuality, veteran status, and disability status.

The young innovator, once realizing he could transfer between higher education institutions, moved Elength from Queen’s University in Kingston, Ontario, to the University of Pennsylvania in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, gained an insurmountable amount of knowledge on how to bring in more employees and consumers, and maintain their loyalty. Through open-minded hiring pracices, his workforce has never been more diverse in histories, experience, and culture. This more efficient education and decision-making process pushed Elongate to heighten his social, technical, and physical intelligence, as well as provide him with a keen eye for identifying weaknesses Americans normally overlook. Graduating with a bachelor’s degree in physics and economics, the revolutionary moved on to the world of experience. However, his real worth is what is pushing the United States of America to unity.

The Mussky Fights for Democracy

California, the land of pretentious, objectively unfunny, apathetic, and aggressive individuals who fight for what they believe is right, despite everyone else in the country disagreeing with them, is no longer the home of Elon Musk’s X (formerly known as Twitter) and SpaceX headquarters. Living through apartheid-styled Pretoria, South Africa, is no easy feat for many groups of people. Being able to survive this abysmal period of history, Captain Muskter gained an eerie sense of picking up on fascistic patterns. This natural ability to avoid dictatorships came out most powerfully in weeks leading up to his announcement to move the headquarters of X (formerly known as Twitter) and SpaceX because he realized California is no longer safe for common sense, educated, masculine leaders. The bill Gavin Newsom instated allowing members of the Alphabet Mafia to continue diminishing the good work our forefathers had laid down for us was the final straw for this survivor. He couldn’t take it anymore and watch this empire crumble to dust, which is why Electric Elon went to a beauitfully patriotic destination where beliefs and values weren’t being tainted with liberalism. Texas.

However, Elon Tusk also couldn’t stand idly by while half of the country believed they wanted a crime enhancing Indian woman to govern over this land of blue-blooded truthers. Elote would have been “arrested” if the hardened California Attorney General won since he has been a vocal proponent of learning the constitution and using it to improve your life. To prevent this kind of injustice from attacking innocent Americans, he took the steps to promote an aging American pastime, voting. How did he do this? Well, the completely legal raffle was known as the “Lottery.” This “Lottery” only needs you to sign a petition—the chosen winner being given one million dollars. Once the “Lottery” winner is identified, they are interviewed to learn more about their past, present, and future lives. This is then followed by choosing the winner and sending them directly to the media to encourage others to do the same. Yes, this was only viable for Pensylvania citizens known as Penners, but everyone was welcome to participate. The more people who stood up against a totalitarian state, the more average citizens would be armed for any impeding massacre(s).

Adding his determination to fight for child safety, adding his commitment to voting, and adding his passion for free speech, it is safe to say Harry Muster is protecting the common patriot. Upgrade Iron Man will only involve himself with politics were the country to be in dire straits and about to lose the many privileges being an American comes with. Tesla Version 2.0 has seen what charming criminals can cause upon an economy, area of dwelling, and mental state of the nation when in control of everything.

Plus, having the president be your best friend means you gain access to meetings where you can encourage the right decision be made when involving, for instance, the prevention of unions from forming or enforcing OSHA regulations. The Emerald of Pretoria will catch these documents before they are publicized and install his guidance to make the right calls. Were an interstellar contract helping the government to pop up, he would be able to swoop in and demand the right people are enlisted. The Green Wizard wants change and will see it happen—at any cost.

Who is Elon Musk?

Sure, money allows you to explore the world more, branch out your interests, and create revolutionary products and services, but, without a high level of intellect, you won’t really make grand changes bettering the lives of those less fortunate than you. Why do you think every one of our historic leaders possessed high levels of intelligence? George Washington cured his teeth problem by innovating the dentistry field; Abraham Lincoln took a chance and supported his gay love; and Bush ensured devout religious extremists never invaded us. Without these wonderful tacticians and strategists, our country would look vastly different than the one we love today.

There’s a reason people regularly compare the Emerald Man to Lex Luthor, and it’s not because of his aesthetically pleasing, rectangular looks. Nearly every business he has made or took control of has blossomed into new, sustainable flowers. Tesla is a global brand people trust because of Etongate’s powerful leadership and constant cranial bombardment of innovative concepts. He knew fossil fuels were a danger to our planet and would slowly disappear, which is why he is a vocal supporter for alternative energy, specifically known as electricity. Today, there are plazas explicitly dedicated to charging these moving monuments. Just as Tony Stark created a miniature arc reactor and inserted it into his chest, The Muskinator enveloped those with a good conscious to incorporate a safer, cleaner, and more efficient energy into their lives. Unlike American oil conglomerates, he will not make lies about his competitors because that is truly an unAmerican style of handling business and justice.

Despite being an immigrant, Elohnusk is an American freedom fighter who wants to keep civility, peace, and harmony amongst all the common people. His lengthy history of being oppressed and discriminated against is why he thinks of the common person above everything else. However, were he to be ignored or be pushed into the unknown then it would initiate such a cultural decay that it would cause the extinction of the American patriarchy. We would wind up becoming a terroristic nation or a community who thinks being transgender is fine.

This Musketeer is here to empower those who have been forgotten, those who have been ignored, and those who the elite, abnormal, and individualistic imperialists have victimized. His dedication toward the betterment of every American’s life is visual and should be admired. Who is Elon Musk? He’s a free speech activist penetrating the gaps of corruption to transition this administration into one a true patriot will be proud to be invovled with.

Sources

https://blastar-1984.appspot.com

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/elon-musk-made-video-game-235449674.html