satire
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Borgina, after eight years of education and the absorption of regular gifts, couldn’t be more excited for today. She’s tasted through her mouth, she’s tasted through her eyes, she’s tasted through her knees, and she’s tasted through her arms. She knows flavors most people wouldn’t even consider but doesn’t have anyone to relate to. The…
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From mercenary Samurai to 20-somethings from San Diego to freed Africans to Palestinians seeking refuge, Mexico has always been the place where people go to rejuvenate or restart with friendly, communal hosts. There is no doubt in my mind Mexico will continue to be a safe haven for ingenuity, creativity, and scientific discovery while the…
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Throughout global history, men have discovered or uncovered answers to a multitude of existential questions. “What is Earth?” “Why are we stuck on Earth?” “Why is Earth filled with humans?” “How to eradicate humans?” These are just some of the most popular questions us hominids hold over our existence. But, without these philosophers, scientists, engineers,…
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Today, we call them eggs but did you know they went by a range of other names? The Old English used to call them an “oeg” or “ey” during medieval times. But, during the fourteenth century, many consumers borrowed “egg” from Old Norse terminology. This linguistic journey caused all kinds of opposition, leading to the…
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In a land not too far away was John. A man in his late thirties, somewhat in shape, and in possession of beautifully sculpted burgundy hair. Every morning, he would spend a minimum of thirty minutes making sure it looked the way he got it cut at his barber shop. If it didn’t look right,…
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It’s disgusting. People like Jeffrey Dahmer and Issei Sagawa deserve to have their taste buds reevaluated. Humans are disgusting. Nothing is appealing about its taste and foodies need to understand this. Sure, it might be a delicacy if you are Sentinelese, but we have chickens for this. We need to avoid the taste of mushmeat…