Comedy
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In a land not too far away are two countries at war: the North and the South. They are primarily known as “Northy” and “Southy”, respectively. However, were you to ask the other side what they call their neighborly enemy, they would provide a laundry list of slurs you would never want to repeat in…
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I genuinely don’t understand why people get so passionate over cars, vehicles, and automobiles. All they do is take you from point one to point two. Honestly, it’s tiring to have to feign interest for people who bought a new model of a car you see everywhere. It’s a car. What honestly makes a Ferrari…
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The world is filled with festering invaders who only want to make you live a worse life. People don’t care about these biological warriors, but I do. I know the truth and I will not settle for a life where these aggressors get to have their way with my body. I wish I lived miles…
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I wish I could say a baby is made when love is involved, but this isn’t true. Babies are also created during acts of lust, violence, oppression, and anger. Babies are made, fundamentally, when semen penetrates the shield eggs fortify themselves with. It may not stop teenage pregnancy, but it may prevent women from ever…
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Day 1 Hi! I’m Arneelda! I am from Earth, and I think I am being transported to a land far away since I wasn’t asked about my preferred destination before the alien spaceship took off. They had me drink some green goo. It reminded me of the Nickelodeon slime they used to dump on presenters…
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Throughout global history, men have discovered or uncovered answers to a multitude of existential questions. “What is Earth?” “Why are we stuck on Earth?” “Why is Earth filled with humans?” “How to eradicate humans?” These are just some of the most popular questions us hominids hold over our existence. But, without these philosophers, scientists, engineers,…
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Today, we call them eggs but did you know they went by a range of other names? The Old English used to call them an “oeg” or “ey” during medieval times. But, during the fourteenth century, many consumers borrowed “egg” from Old Norse terminology. This linguistic journey caused all kinds of opposition, leading to the…
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We all want to live in a city where crime is nonexistent, everyone is friends with each other, and we all have consistent adventures full of merriment. For many, a place this wonderful is known as Santa Clarita, California, which is about forty minutes north of downtown Los Angeles. Here’s the thing; it isn’t. For…
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Pokemon—originally named Pocket Monsters—has been around since 1996 and Nintendo doesn’t plan on stopping this forward momentum toward building up the franchise’s lore. Every couple of years, Nintendo will release a new game filled with nearly a hundred new little creatures to catch and train. In addition to this, the shows and comics help you…
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No one wants to grow old, but we do. It’s one of the tricky side effects of being born into an unforgiving world. One second you are in high school hanging out under the bleachers with your boyfriend; then you’re in your 30s marrying a different man; then your 60s take over and you both…
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As a man reaching 30, I should not be thinking about school uniforms anymore but here I am, lying awake and staring at the ceiling during the devil’s hour. School uniforms are not only great for fighting hazardous systems, but teaching beneficial morals to the future. Despite there being a variety of institutions mandating uniforms,…